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Raleigh Bachelor Party Games
All the Other Entertainment
Casino Poker
Gambling is a must at a bachelor party. At the very least you will want to have some tables set up to play poker. Craps tables can be easy built with a short trip to Home Depot, some tools, and a couple ounces of energy. A blackjack table makes a nice addition to any party, just remember that the house doesn't always win.
Post the game and house rules in a prominent location to avoid conflicts that sometimes arise. Make some hands payable to the "bachelor fund" so that you can send the poor guy off with some money in his pocket.
Drinking Games
Bachelor parties are all about having fun, and of course, heavy drinking. The general rule is that if the bachelor remembers the evening, the party wasn't as wild as it could have been. Keg stands, beer funnels, and an obscene amount of throwing down shots are all expected on these types of evenings.
Quarters
Quarters can be played with any number of players. Play is best with 3-6 players. Competitors sit around a table, hard wood works best but you might need to experiment. To decide who will go first, spin the quarter. When it stops, it will be pointing at the person that starts. I use Lincoln's nose or the Eagle's beak. Once established, the game begins.
The shooter tries to bounce a quarter off the table and into a glass. If the quarter goes into the glass, the shooter chooses a person at the table to consume. The amount or size of the drink is debatable. This should be decided before the game starts. The shooter's turn is over when he/she does not make the quarter in the cup. Play then proceeds to the next shooter.
To make things more exciting, rules are developed by the shooters only after making three quarters into the glass in a row. If any rules are broken, the guilty party must consume.
Anchor Man
Two teams sit on opposite sides of a table and try to get a quarter into a full pitcher of beer. To start the game, flip a coin, and have a team call heads or tails in the air. If correct that team starts.
Each team member shoots a quarter, trying to make it land in the pitcher. Each player only shoots once per turn even if they are successful in putting the quarter in the pitcher. Once everyone on the team shoots, the other team now shoots in order. The first team to put all 4 of their quarters in the pitcher is the winner. This means the losing team has to drink the contents of the pitcher (usually 4-5 beers depending on the size of the pitcher) But before they drink, the winning team has to pick someone to be the "Anchorman".
The anchorman must drink last and finish the remaining beer, whether it is just a sip or the whole pitcher. Teammates of the anchorman must drink first and decide how much they leave for the anchorman. While drinking, the teammates cannot take their lips off of the pitcher. If they do, they must pass the pitcher to the next person. The anchorman can take his lips off of the pitcher but has a 2-minute time limit to finish the pitcher. Once he finishes the pitcher, fill it up again and play the game once more.
This game can get pretty nasty. It is not unusual to drink a couple of pitchers per person while playing this game. Choose your anchorman wisely.
Asshole
The first hand is used to determine everyone's rank during the following hands. Deal out all the cards. The person to the left of the dealer starts off. The object of the game is to get rid of all your cards. When starting you can lay down any card or cards with the same face value. The person following you must lay down a card of equal or greater value. They must also use the same amount of cards as you did. If you lay down two 9's then they would have to lay down two of something equal or greater. If the player lays down the same card as the previous player then the next player is skipped and must drink. Also if you can't play any of your cards than you must skip and drink. Cards are cleared if everyone skips or a two is played.
Play continues like this until all the cards have been played. After the first hand is when the fun really begins. There is a ranking system that is as follows: President, Vice-President, Secretary, and Asshole. Whoever goes out first becomes the new President for the next game, the second person becomes the Vice-President, etc. For the following rounds, anyone who ranks higher then you can tell you to drink whenever they want to.
Special Rules:
The Asshole must always deal and clear the cards. Also the Asshole must give the two best cards in their hand to the President. The President gives the two worst cards in their hand to the Asshole. If the President remains President for three consecutive rounds they can create special rules, such as the word "drink" cannot be used. If these rules are broken then the offender must drink.
FUBAR
Shuffle a full deck of cards and scatter them in a pile in the middle of your table. One player goes at a time picking one card. They flip over their card, displaying it to everyone. Each card has a different rule as follows:
Ace - Take one drink
2 - Take Two
3 - Take Three
4 - Questions: You look at the person of your choice and ask them a question, they must answer your question with a question and it keeps going until someone screws up. Ex. What is your name? Do you like pizza? Can you dunk a basketball? Do you masturbate in the shower? Yup. DRINK! You don't have to question the person who questioned you either. Make sure to make eye contact.
5 - Give five drinks
6 - I never. This is where the person who flipped the card says something they have never done and anyone who has must drink.
7 - Thumbmaster: This person puts their thumb down on the table whenever they want and the last one to put theirs down drinks. The thumbmaster can do this as many times as he wants until the next seven is picked.
8 - Categories: The first person gives a topic/category and in rotation, everyone else must give a kind. Ex: Tooth paste... Crest.... Colgate... Mentadent, etc.
9 - Rhyme: Everyone must give a word that rhymes with yours. Ex: Shoe...glue...you..etc
10 - Social: Everyone drinks.
Jack - Asshole's drink... guys drink.
Queen - Bitches drink.... girls drink (if your playing with the dancers, otherwise the bachelor is the bitch).
King - Waterfall: This can be extremely hard, depending on your group of drinkers. It goes in order first being the one who picked the card and so on. The first person drinks as much beer as they can continuously and the 2nd person can't stop until they stop, the 3rd person can't stop until the 2nd person and so on. If you have big drinkers at the beginning, it is really difficult.
Three Man
Everyone starts off by rolling one die till someone rolls a three. This person then becomes the three man. The game then proceeds around the circle with people taking turns rolling the dice. The dice are only passed when someone rolls something that does not require drinking. Here is what each roll means:
When dice total:
3 Whoever is the three man must drink. If the three man rolls this then he may pass the title to a person of his choosing.
7 Person to the right of "roller" drinks
9 Person across from "roller" drinks
10 Social... everyone drinks
11 Person to the left of "roller" drinks
Other dice combinations:
4 & 1 Whoever rolls this become the Thumb-Master. They place their thumb on the table whenever they want. Last person to do this must drink. The Thumb-Master can only change when someone else rolls a 4 & 1.
Doubles when someone rolls double they give the dice to someone of their choosing. This person rolls the dice and must drink for that many seconds. The dice may be given to two people instead of giving both to just one person.
At any time during the game the three man can be told to drink. However the person currently rolling may not tell the three man to drink. If he does he must drink.
Pornita
Porno, porno, porno. You need a porno running the whole time the bachelor party is going on. It provides humorous entertainment, and gives every guy the chance to brag about how big he is, how many chicks he's nailed, and the quality of said chicks.
You also want to give the bachelor some porn as a parting gift, no matter how big his collection is. Porn is the closest he is going to get to some "strange", after the dancers leave, for a long, long time.
The Food & Beverages
This is covered in another section, but its importance begs a re-visiting. There are very few things as important to guys as good food and good drink.
Drinking
Make sure that you have enough beer and booze to last the entire evening. There is no such thing as having too much. You can always use what remains for another party. Keep in mind your local liquor laws and schedule a last booze run, if needed, before they stop selling in your area.
The basics for any party are always; beer, vodka, tequila, jager, Rum, Gin, and of course, as least one fine bottle of spirits. In the past year it has also become trendy to drink wine at bachelor parties, so don't forget a few bottles.
Food
You need something people can eat to absorb the mass quantities of alcohol that are going to be consumed. Pizza, subs, chips and pretzels are all bachelor party staples. Pots of chili, meatballs, or a stew are also common party favorites.
The Entertainment
Strippers. Strippers. And more Strippers. Everyone expects to see some fine, wild, naked chicks at a bachelor party so don't disappoint. Everything else comes second to seeing the bachelor with a pair of breasts in his face. Keep in mind that the guys who attend are also anticipating spending some time of their own with the ladies and always make sure to order enough dancers.
The lesbian girlie girl show is the most popular package ordered for bachelor parties. Two girls going at it with each other on top of the bachelor is one of the best parts of the party. If you are having more than twenty guys you might also want to consider ordering a hostess for your party. The hostess's primary job is serving drinks, but giving lap dances to guys comes a close second.
If you are having more than thirty to forty guys you will want to consider a package that comes with four girls. The more girls you have, the more variety of looks you'll get, and the more likely you will be to satisfy all your guests' tastes. Once your party hits the fifty-guest mark, you should start thinking about getting one entertainer for every ten to fifteen guys you have coming. Two girls will not be able to satisfy more than forty guys and you will have some guests get upset that they were not able to get a lap dance.
Make sure to order your dancers early enough so that they have time to get to everyone, but late enough so that people don't miss the show they do for the bachelor. In the summer, you don't want to get dancers before it starts getting dark, because guys will not be showing up to the party till then. If you are doing your party at a hall, make sure you know what time they allow the entertainment until and schedule accordingly. Always leave a minimum of at least an hour to an hour and a half for your entertainment.
The Day of Party
Check to make sure everything is in order for the evening. If you are having food delivered, check to see that it is all on schedule. If a few people have worked on putting the whole party together, sit down and make sure that everyone has done their part and completed the tasks assigned to them.
Make sure that you have a ride, and a place to crash, for the bachelor. He will be very drunk at the end of the evening and going back to "crash" at his fiancees is usually not the best of ideas. Someone needs to take responsibility for getting him home safe, and making sure he doesn't do anything too stupid.
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